1. These are the terms and conditions, wherein we define important things that nobody reads.
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  3. That last one was gibberish latin... did you even notice? Nope, because no one reads these things.
  4. Ever read the iTunes Terms and Conditions? Neither have I, although I did scroll through it once, and it looked SUPER boring.
  5. If by some weird happenstance you have read all the way to the 5th bullet of these bogus terms and conditions, you must be a rare internet unicorn or have some serious procrastination going on.
  6. We're impressed okay... please just buy a calendar and be on your way.